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With July 1 being International Joke Day, we want to make sure you're prepared to celebrate. Here are some of our favorite pilot jokes. Aopa. Aircraft Owners & Pilots Association Find it free on the store. Get the app Get the app. AOPA will be closed on Monday, January 15th in observance of the holiday. We will reopen Tuesday morning.
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The Three Rules of Aviation: Don't get higher above the ground than you care to fall. Never miss a chance to take a leak. Don't land until you get to the airport. -John
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Aircraft Mechanic Work Stories "This was and still is the absolute worst job I've ever worked. Most aircraft use a system that's pretty much a tank of "blue juice" and an agitator to stir the stew and the blue juice needs to be removed and replaced with fresh juice.
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1. What do pilots say before taking off? "I'm plane hungry." 2. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? Because it had a cough-fee. 3. What's the difference between a pilot and a baseball player? The pilot hits it farther than the baseball player flies it! 4. Why did the airport become a comedian?
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morning sir". - You've ever used a wheel chock as a hammer. - The only thing you know about any city is where the good bars are. - You know more about your co-workers than your own family. - While watching commercials on t.v., you look for tail numbers on your birds. - You've ever wished a pilot would just say "great bird, thanks".
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Aircraft mechanics have an arsenal of classic pranks, each designed to elicit a chuckle rather than cause harm. Here are some of the most enduring and beloved practical jokes in the world of aircraft maintenance: (Again - don't do these!)
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S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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An Engineer, a Physicist and an A&P aircraft mechanic were all having an argument as to who was the smartest. One of them proposed a contest to settle the matter once and for all. For the contest, they would lock each of them in a room with three ball bearings for one week. At the end of the week they would see what each of them could do with.
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From silly wordplay to clever twists on familiar phrases, these jokes are sure to entertain anyone who loves aviation or just enjoys a good laugh. Whether you're a frequent flyer or a novice pilot, these puns are sure to tickle your funny bone and put a smile on your face. So sit back, relax, and get ready to take off with these 107 puns.
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After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
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The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
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Home Forums > Everything Else > Clean Jokes > Air Craft Mechanic Humor. Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Kilgore Trout, Mar 3, 2022.. Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots.
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Aircraft mechanics have been known to say some funny things on the job. Here are a few examples: - "If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40." - "Working on an airplane is like playing Jenga in reverse. You remove pieces until the whole thing crashes down."
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Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
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